My sister and I felt like playing MASH. And this is what I ended up with.
I live in a house.
I drive a Mini Cooper.
I make $17 a year.
I am married to Dylan O’Brien.
We have 8 kids.
We live in Russia.
And here is the best part. My career. I am a dildo tester.
i find it incredible how twenty one pilots could be called so many genres but the best fit is literally “sad beep boop”
As a movie theatre worker I can tell you that, in the week that GOTG has been out, we have had more females come in with the sole intent of seeing the movie. I can’t tell you the amount of grown men coming in saying, “One to that, uhh… The galaxy movie.” And I bet you that some of those guys go about calling out girls for being fake geeks lmao
i dont know why this is getting notes but i’m glad it is