My sister and I felt like playing MASH. And this is what I ended up with.

I live in a house.
I drive a Mini Cooper.
I make $17 a year.
I am married to Dylan O’Brien.
We have 8 kids.
We live in Russia.

And here is the best part. My career. I am a dildo tester.

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huffleist-of-puffs:

cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected

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patrckstump:

i find it incredible how twenty one pilots could be called so many genres but the best fit is literally “sad beep boop”

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only tumblr mobile users will get this joke!!

amazign:

Ⓜ️🅰💲💲ℹ️✔️📧 🅿️🅾🅾🅿️

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ty-sexual:

After you clean your window sill

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abelskye:

abelskye:

As a movie theatre worker I can tell you that, in the week that GOTG has been out, we have had more females come in with the sole intent of seeing the movie. I can’t tell you the amount of grown men coming in saying, “One to that, uhh… The galaxy movie.” And I bet you that some of those guys go about calling out girls for being fake geeks lmao

i dont know why this is getting notes but i’m glad it is

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